That's life, that's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April,
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
When I'm back on top, back on top in June.

I said that's life, and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks,
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down,
'Cause this fine ol' world it keeps spinning around

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself, flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.

That's life
I tell ya, I can't deny it,
I thought of quitting baby,
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it.
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try,
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself laying flat on my face,
I just pick myself up and get back in the race

That's life
That's life and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cutting out
But my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come this here july
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, My...

I don't know what to say, life's been pretty empty for the week. I guess that's life.

~Burger

I don't wish for world peace, I just wish the world could have some self-discipline and stop being late.

~Burger

Sparring with Yanjun once in a while is quite fun, especially when he rants about my yoga prowess.

Here's to you Deng Yanjun!!!

~Burger

Michael Jackson was right, it doesn't matter if you're black or white, I still wish to rip you into two.

So today I was walking in the cramped underpass at Toa Payoh, and there was this chubby angmoh walking towards my direction. Despite his size, I didn't manage to see him, and banged into his precious Fairprice plastic bag. And from here the story unfolds...

Yi Wei: Wops, Sorry!@#$
(Sarcastically) Ang Moh: Thank you! Am I supposed to jump?!?!

......
......
......

I would have cracked his butt into two if I wasn't with my mom. Bloody plastic-bag-o-philes... Rawr X_X

This was what should have happened to Mr. Angmoh:
He was

Then he became

and finally, humpty dumpty for everyone
.

~Burger

Uncreative I know, but I couldn't find something better to say, I'm back from camp. You know judo isn't exactly something that stimulates your mind much. No pictures for everyone again =\ terribly sorry bout that.

Anyways, do try the PT schedule ~ Four days of skipping, pumping and shit, I feel fit enough to do the camp all over again.

Back to homework mincing again, perhaps I'll get back my cleverness in a bit.

~Burger

Reportin' from judo camp with dept headboy's computer. Excused cause of my broken sprained or whatever neck. ^_^? No

If you're bored enough try this PT:
- Low fast skip on the rope for 4 minutes
- 20 sit ups, 20 crunches, 20 v-ups, 20 leg raise
- Crossover per 10 skips on the rope. For every 10 increase 1 crossover. So by the 7th set you'll be doing 7 consecutive crossovers. For 4 minutes.
- Leg exercises by the stairs/step up bench. 50 step ups, 50 squats, 50 crossovers
- Skipping again, in sets of 10 preferably. Change styles for every set.
- 25x3 sets dips on the bench, add some pushups or chinups if you care/can.
- 3 minutes skipping for cool down.

Crippled me <3

~Burger

I'm gonna fry somebody real bad

~Burger

It's not really cool to say this on the second day of reopening, but I have a feeling that my blog is going to die for awhile. Firstly, Monday to Thursday is the judo team's return to hell, June camp. But that's not all, it's one of the least inspiring things in my life that can make me stone for 2 whole weeks.

Dream a little dream of me, I'll appreciate it.

~Burger

I felt Sumo's presence rather overwhelming as first post, so I thought this would help abit.

I'm all for John Mccain, he's funny, and he has outbursts of anger. He's at peace with himself, yin and yang hohoho. Also, I think Obama's all talk. Most importantly, McCain looks like Tom Cruise without dyslexia. He bloody does! He may not now, but at least he did! It's so hard to convince people, so I've decided to put their pictures side by side.



It's not Tom Cruise vs Will Smith or something, it's just Tom Cruise vs Obama. It's not that hard to pick yeah?

And I shall post a bonus:

Who are the three people Bill Clinton's son is most afraid of???

#1 Osama
#2 Obama
#3 O'mama

~Burger

No, I've never said that I'm gonna close this blog, I just took a 1 year vacation. Never mind I know you can't wait, so let's begin yeah.

You know I've never had a particular liking for my (real) name. It's not just Yi Wei, when you say it you have to go "YI! wei..." It's so irritating when people ask me what my name is and I reply: "Hey I'm YI! wei...". It just gives people another reason to give me a couple of fists in the head. It makes you sound like a bloody !Kung Bushmen when you say my name.

Here's some background for the buggers who haven't been listening in sec 1's geog class: The !Kung live in the Kalahari Desert of northwest Botswana, the Cuando-Cubanga Province in southeast Angola and in northeast Namibia. The Angola !Kung live in the more tropical open woodlands.

I think it's just perfect how Mr. Vijay calls my name. He just goes yiwei, totally flat and peaceful at a frequency of 3.14kHz. It's a wrong pronunciation, but at least it doesn't make him sound like an African tribesman. Maybe I should have a name like Ernest, it makes one so controversial, or perhaps they could just call us by our IC numbers, the world would be much more orderly that way, and we wouldn't have to be wishing each other happy new year or something whenever a terrorist escapes.

But I'm really glad that I'm not the only victim of this tragic downfall. Don't get me wrong man, everyone has great dads and moms, but everyone makes mistakes from time to time, and that's alright. Let's take Xiang Peng for example, he has this strange name that makes me sound like beancurd whenever I call him.

So some people ask: "Who were you with that day?" and I reply: "I was with xiang? Peng". Fetish for questions? ^_^ NO~ And that's not the end of it. His name doesn't have a right pronunciation to it, some call him Xiang Peng and others call him Xiang Peng (they're different, trust me), but there's just this one big joker that makes him sound like dung. He calls him Xiang POOng...

Want more? Here's one for you Sumo! Entirely self explanatory, it's really nice when things are that way.
--Beware! Biohazard--

~Burger

Burger jumps over the wall O_O


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