Future planning course!

Let's see what I'm gonna do after EOYs
1. Go out with friends
2. Go out with someone like my mom or dad
3. Go out with my cousin
4. Find another life at home
5. Get stuff ready for next year
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138. Go serve NS
138.5 Get out
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176. Find a girlfriend xD
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1111. Get married
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1113. Die and hope I go to heaven

* Clauses (138,138.5) and 176 are interchangeable

That's about it. Sigh that's about 1112 things before i'm gone, hell lot.

I have ultra low paying power now, so everything else is negligible except clause 2. Well it's not just for that reason actually, I like going out with my mom and dad sometimes. See the rationale behind CPF? It's for stupid idiots like me who can't control financial output.

Probably my last post before EOYs, I felt I shouldn't leave the buggers above lonely for too long. The bathroom's the most lucrative place for ideas.

~Burger

I feel like sleeping in cotton candy. I wonder how it feels. I'll probably get devoured by it.

~Burger

I've been stuck for 3 days doing a lit essay. I'm the lousiest lit student you can ever find, shit. I've posted my first rant, dammit.

~Burger

My desktop died on me today for no reason, I don't really know what to say. Well here's another bonus for everyone - what the PS3 is truly made for:

~Burger

Guess who the hell this is? Isaac Newton? Nope. Beethoven? Nope. Einstein?! Nope. Oh my god, George Bush? Nope. RAIN!!! Nope, it's Kant. WHAT THE HECK BUT I'VE SEEN THAT FACE A HUNDRED TIMES. Exactly, why the hell are these guys painted like they're twins.

I've been reading up about Kant and his gibberish, but I stopped at page 39. It's like a cake, candle plus a monkey. And you go I don't even know what the hell that means. That's how far above us he is.

Now here's some reference for Rain in case you never realized the similarities.

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(Credits to whoever it was for the cake and monkey thingy, I can't remember)

~Burger

Excellent, now I've missed out on a copy of Maxim.

You're going wt* has that got to do with flag day, i know the feeling. Sex and charity, that's something the government ought to try. Okay back on topic. Flag day, worst one ever, flag day without stickers, shit. That's like toilet bowl without pee on the cover, i mean how often do you see this kind of thing, flag day without stickers, holy shit. So now just go imagine the shit you'd go through during flag days when no one donates and come back in 5 minutes.

Alright time's up, that's about the whole story. And more spice to add on the chocolate cake, you're supposed to sell tickets as well, which entitles you to a goodie bag at the charity fiesta. So I bought a ticket myself since I couldn't sell any, and went up to collect my goodie bag afterwards, but since it looked bad I didn't redeem it after all. The End, not.

Four hours later my friend called me up and said the goodie bag had a copy of Maxim and Female in it. Now you're going wt* like I went after the call, you feel for me don't you? Too bad you suckers didn't buy the tickets, muahahaha. $2 for charity and porn, it's harder to find than an Indian in China.

Who knows? Go smokin' man (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅() ~~~

~Burger

Burger jumps over the wall O_O


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