Excellent, now I've missed out on a copy of Maxim.
You're going wt* has that got to do with flag day, i know the feeling. Sex and charity, that's something the government ought to try. Okay back on topic. Flag day, worst one ever, flag day without stickers, shit. That's like toilet bowl without pee on the cover, i mean how often do you see this kind of thing, flag day without stickers, holy shit. So now just go imagine the shit you'd go through during flag days when no one donates and come back in 5 minutes.
Alright time's up, that's about the whole story. And more spice to add on the chocolate cake, you're supposed to sell tickets as well, which entitles you to a goodie bag at the charity fiesta. So I bought a ticket myself since I couldn't sell any, and went up to collect my goodie bag afterwards, but since it looked bad I didn't redeem it after all. The End, not.
Four hours later my friend called me up and said the goodie bag had a copy of
Maxim and
Female in it. Now you're going wt* like I went after the call, you feel for me don't you? Too bad you suckers didn't buy the tickets, muahahaha. $2 for charity and porn, it's harder to find than an Indian in China.
Who knows? Go smokin' man (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅() ~~~
