Thursday, October 25, 2007
Stone Age
I've been stoning here for an hour. I have no idea what to write.
I feel like a
Stonehenge
plus an elephant.
I don't know how tangible that is, but you know shit happens.
~Burger
Friday, October 19, 2007
How far do you agree witht the statement that Burger is a tragic food in "The Case of the lost iPod"? Discuss.
Okay I'm back with some stuff. But we'll throw out all the crap and just talk bout my lost iPod. Firstly, let me narrate the story of the lost iPod. I was reading my book in the library, and I managed to (attention:
MANAGED)let the iPod slip out of my comfy pocket somehow. And by the time I went back for it, it was gone. Bleh stupid burglurs. "Gotta catch 'em all" - Pokemon. (Fill in your favourite rant)
A'ight. I just can't get enough of EoYs. Here's my analysis of Burger/Yiwei or you can just call him "me", democracy is the order of the day, as an Aristotelian tragic hero. Check me out yo *bling*.
Goodness: Totally
Superiority: Duh
Tragic Flaw: None
Tragic Realization: Tell that to Chuck Norris
Freewill: Get me a dictionary
...
Okay shit this. We'll take a look at the criteria at the modern tragic hero. Burger's in the house.
Lost an iPod: ;)
Okay here's my bonus for the day -
No updates is better than your updates. But having to write this update sucks more than looking at you update. Meh, I'm jokin', don't bother bout me.
~Burger
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Mugs, Cups and Jugs
Telling me to mug is like asking a simian how to use an Iphone.
P.s. Iphone sucks. Ipod + Browser + Phone = Cellphone. There are over 100 phones that can do that. Go get some buttons Iphone. My phone has like 20 buttons and what bout you Iphone, one button? The invention of a button isn't for you to compress every stupid function into one of it. You got to press the screen to type an sms or make a call, you got a fetish for fingerprints Apple? Who the hell you trying to sell a phone to with one button to? A chimp???
Note: this post is(was) supposed to be about me & mugging.
~Burger
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Randomity
NO UPDATE IS BETTER THAN YOUR UPDATES
Here's a genius quote I found. Now get outta here. I updated
~Burger
