Michael Jackson was right, it doesn't matter if you're black or white, I still wish to rip you into two.
So today I was walking in the cramped underpass at Toa Payoh, and there was this chubby angmoh walking towards my direction. Despite his size, I didn't manage to see him, and banged into his precious Fairprice plastic bag. And from here the story unfolds...
Yi Wei: Wops, Sorry!@#$
(Sarcastically) Ang Moh: Thank you! Am I supposed to jump?!?!
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I would have cracked his butt into two if I wasn't with my mom. Bloody plastic-bag-o-philes... Rawr X_X
This was what should have happened to Mr. Angmoh:
He was
Then he became
and finally, humpty dumpty for everyone
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